CraftyCash: Silly Spends | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BaggageCraft2021

acceptance, baggage, BaggageCraft2021, Closure, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, healing, holding on, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving forward, moving on, past, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Release, self improvement, self-care

Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
New Chunks Explored:	416122	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

armed conflict, civilian casualties, drone warfare, global security, human rights violations, Human safari, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian law, hunt, international law, international relations, Kherson, Kherson civilians, military drones, military intervention, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian drones, Server, targeted killings, ukraine conflict, Violent conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes

are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	2584
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

#addons, Anti-Stealing, Chaos, Community, discord server, Events, Friends, griefing protection, halloween event, Inclusivity, lead, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, ONLINE, Player Base, player heads, Plot, Plugin, Revenge, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Side, smp, Survival, Turning, twists, Uptime, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mines Excavated:	1373	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

Album review, AlbumRater, best album, Minecraft, Music, music analysis, music assessment, music commentary, music critique, music evaluation, music feedback, music opinion, music ranking, music rating, music recommendation, Music Review, perfect score, smp, ten/ten album, top rating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3557	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	186

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.