Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Enchantments Applied: 186
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5992
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

    🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

    🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 23710
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Farms Harvested: 807
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Animals Bred: 164
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 3422
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497 Enchantments Applied: 191
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 94 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition
    Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Zombie Dances: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 896 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LumberCraftersUnited

    LumberCraftersUnited
    come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

    our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

    who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

    ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

    Server IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

    About Classic Hunger Games

    We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

    There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Rules

    The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

    Important Links

    IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

    A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

    Q: What kits are available on the server?

    A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Crops Grown: 7957 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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