CraftyCarCaper | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	64	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	941

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2264
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Potions Brewed:	159
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1038

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2672	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ores Mined:	2161
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

Accountability, Assertiveness, borrowing money, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial disputes, financial independence, financial responsibility, generational differences, MomOwesMeDadPaysUp, money management, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, resolving conflicts, seeking advice, seeking perspective, seeking validation, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trust issues

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5880
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3