CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	5903	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2029	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	291862	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	5702
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	224	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3553
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4698
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	5241
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	156	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12