So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 175 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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