So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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