So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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