hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Emeralds Found: 6896
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Farms Harvested: 331 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5872
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 276 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7627 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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