hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 465
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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