hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Potions Brewed: 88 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 484

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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