CraftyCanuckKremlinNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mines Excavated:	2859
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2896	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	211
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5466
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	452358	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4