hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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