hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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