hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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