hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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