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RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	643	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

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Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	770331
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	9806
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	753	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1215	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Farms Harvested:	526	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2343
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyWiFiLand

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Pals United

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u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

1.21.1, Auctions, Chest Shops, Code, Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Economy System, Grief Protection, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, meets, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, smp, Special Events, Vanilla, world

Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, weapon banner, Web Event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	68
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0