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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4601 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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