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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Falling into the Void: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

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