CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	755	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	1265
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	729681
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyDifferences

Best Friend, characteristics, contrasting opinions, contrasting traits, CraftyDifferences, Differences, differing values, distinctiveness, diverse personalities, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, individual strengths, Individuality, personal differences, Personal preferences, personal quirks, Personality, relationships, unique perspectives, unique qualities, varied interests

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

Den, depression, diet and emotions, diet and mood, diet impact on mental health, emotional health, emotional well being, mental health, mental health effects of sugar, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, Rush, Sugar, sugar and depression, sugar and emotions, sugar and mental health, sugar and mental well-being, sugar and mood, sugar and mood disorders, sugar consumption, sugar intake, Sugary diets, unhealthy eating habits

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineMagic Minecraft server

adequate audience, Behavior, CONTENT, Development, donation, Dungeons, Events, Evolving, Journey, messenger, Minecraft, MineMagic, Modes, new servers, ONLINE, Plugins, programmer, Punishments, Server, Support, Telegram

The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchantments Applied:	127	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3