CraftyAyanokoji in the Minecraft SMP

Ayanokoji, Character, CONVINCING, CraftyAyanokoji, Evidence, existential crisis, fictional, Identical Twins, Identity, Indisputable, indistinguishable, look-alike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, OVERWHELMING, relatable, self-aware, SIMILAR, smp, twin

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7795	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate identity crisis experience! Our server is filled with characters that are so eerily similar to you, you’ll question your own existence. From look-alikes to personality matches, you’ll find yourself in a parallel universe where everyone is just like you. Imagine walking around and seeing your doppelganger at every turn, it’s like a never-ending mirror maze of self-discovery. Who knows, maybe one of these characters is actually the real you and you’re just a figment of their imagination. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown as you navigate through a world where everyone is you, but not really you. It’s a trip you won’t want to miss!

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	4863	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4569
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Votes:	2060	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	848	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Love Letters Sent:	14

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	642
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	15351
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crops Grown:	3320

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!