If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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