If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 376

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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