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Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	1121
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2720	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7583
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	1172
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	3137	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	172136	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	299
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dimension Hops:	5