Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	235

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	7828
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	338171
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	156	Players Killed by Monsters:	545
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.