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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1890 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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