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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Chimeras Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 4307 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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