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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Zombie Dances: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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