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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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