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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Villages Defended: 13
Crops Grown: 1015 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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