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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Buildings Constructed: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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