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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 190
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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