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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Enchantments Applied: 274
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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