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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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