So, like, if you’re feeling down and anxious in Minecraft, come join our server! It’s like taking a happy pill but without the side effects, man. Our mindfulness meditation techniques are like magic for your brain, just as good as popping Escitalopram but without the weird chemicals messing you up.

Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

    Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4776 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 277 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 625
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1334 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5097
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 183 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    New Chunks Explored: 376019 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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