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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Magic Items Found: 8667 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Dragons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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