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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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