Crafty Dicks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

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Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Towns Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

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Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	3484	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	787	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

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Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	6254
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	680	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crops Grown:	6977	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5