Crafty Devs LOLz

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Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	4690
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Towns Built:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1874
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ores Mined:	5724	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3793	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1278
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.