Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

    And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

    But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

    And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SnowflakeCraft

    SnowflakeCraft
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

    Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

    And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 New Chunks Explored: 523390
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

    Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

    But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3642 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4228 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

    NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

    1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

    2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

    3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Dragon Scales Harvested: 136
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

    PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7695
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Villages Defended: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MemeCraft: LOL Edition

    MemeCraft: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

    Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Magic Items Found: 6434
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

    NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

    Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

    But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Potions Brewed: 172 Star Shards Collected: 215
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

    BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

    Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4182
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

    QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

    And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6923 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

    LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

    Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!
    Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 144

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 162 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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