Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Potions Brewed: 49
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Endless Night Skies: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

    Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

    Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

    Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

    So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

    AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

    Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

    Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

    SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready
    Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 453 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

    IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!
    Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Vtuber Bots: Chat with Your ‘/wAIfu/’ AI

    Crafty Vtuber Bots: Chat with Your ‘/wAIfu/’ AI
    🤣 Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft server out there! 🐱

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about big(small) cats! That’s right, we have lions, tigers, and even cheetahs roaming around our virtual world. And the best part? You can tame them all!

    Join us for some wild adventures like Lion Taming Tuesdays and Tiger Tag Thursdays. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Big Cat Whisperer!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced AI Vtuber Chatbots. Chat with them, befriend them, or even challenge them to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with talking cats and dancing robots. Don’t miss out on the fun! 🎮🐾

    And remember, when in doubt, just meow it out! 😹

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlazeCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 at Del Taco

    BlazeCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 at Del Taco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Rainbow Creeper Kingdom

    Rainbow Creeper Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6350 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

    CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

    Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

    But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

    Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

    And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

    Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Booty Adventure

    Blocky Booty Adventure
    Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

    We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

    Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

    But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

    RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

    Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

    Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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