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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
Crops Grown: 6437 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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