Crafty Crap Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	3001
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5236
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8292
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2