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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9873	Potions Brewed:	146
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	259	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	735258	Dragon Eggs Found:	2040
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3783

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	670

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1702
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7