Crafty Clones: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

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Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Crops Grown:	6784
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	9656

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3934	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	7688
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	1027
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	4363
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty AF

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Steamy Deck Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5247	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.