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Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5660	Runes Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafting Misfortune

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so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2936
Players Killed by Monsters:	6874	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

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RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	3168
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6108
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3