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Exe Paradise

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Spread of Cavemen Roleplay: ValhallaMMO – Where we pretend to farm and trade rocks

Afk Farms, Animals, blacksmith, Brewer, cavemen, Changing Seasons, crops, Dynamic Borders, Dynmap, Enchanter, Farm, HsRails, Influence Claims, Infrastructure, landscape, PRETEND, Rail Protector, Real Economy, rocks, Roleplay, Shopkeepers, SpeedyBoats, spread, Territory, Trade, Tradesystem, ValhallaMMO, villagers

Spread of Civilization Minecraft Server

IP Address	104.128.55.16:25578
Discord	Join our Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
Version	Java 1.20.4

Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Join us to fight for the Forge of the Old Gods!

🌍 Spread of Civilization – Build a World That Feels Real! 🌍

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What plugins are used on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins used on the server include Shopkeepers, TradeSystem, ValhallaMMO, Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, Rail Protector, Real Farming, Influence Claims, and Dynamic Borders.

Question: How can I make money on the server?

Answer: You can engage in player-to-player trade, set up shops using Shopkeepers, or become a master blacksmith, enchanter, or brewer to create valuable materials for trade.

Question: How do land claims work on the server?

Answer: The server uses Influence Claims, which automatically claim land based on your activity and contribution. Your territory grows with your influence on the server.

Question: Are there changing seasons in the game?

Answer: Yes, the server features changing seasons that bring new challenges and opportunities for players. Real Farming alters the growth rates of plants and animals based on the environment.

Question: How does travel work on the server?

Answer: Players can use Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector to connect with infrastructure and travel around the map. Teleports are limited to maintain realism on the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sky Blossom VS Hypixel

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Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of minigames	Potential for lag
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for newcomers
Professional staff team	Competitive atmosphere

Sky Blossom
Pros	Cons
Community driven	Smaller player base
Casual gameplay	Limited plugin selection
Emphasis on player interaction	Potential lack of content
Upcoming updates and features	New and growing server

### Hypixel FAQ

1. **How many players are usually online on Hypixel?** Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. **What type of minigames does Hypixel offer?** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more.

3. **Are there any potential drawbacks to playing on Hypixel?** Some players may experience lag due to the high player count and intense gameplay.

4. **What makes Hypixel stand out from other Minecraft servers?** Hypixel is known for its regular updates, events, and professional staff team.

### Sky Blossom FAQ

1. **What makes Sky Blossom unique as a Skyblock server?** Sky Blossom is community driven and emphasizes casual gameplay for players.

2. **How many players are usually online on Sky Blossom?** Sky Blossom has a smaller player base, but is growing and welcoming new players.

3. **What plugins are available on Sky Blossom?** Sky Blossom currently offers ChestShop, CrazyCrates, ProCosmetics, and more, with plans for additional plugins in the future.

4. **What is the atmosphere like on Sky Blossom compared to other servers?** Sky Blossom focuses on player interaction and a more relaxed gaming experience, making it a great choice for casual players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Jumping Jacks and Picrel’s High-Flying Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, American decline, american history, American imperialism, Angloid defeat, Angloid surrender, cultural shift, de-fanging, DuGaulle, French resistance, geopolitical change, global politics, global power, Highflying, historical perspective, imperialism decline, JACKS, Jumping, meme country, Minecraft, national identity, picrels, Server, US dominance, US influence, world power

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the downfall of empires and the rise of memes? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic transformation of a once powerful empire into a glorified puppy of the US.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Angloid memes and discover why they took it on the chin so well. Who needs world domination when you can dominate the meme game instead?

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to Angloid resilience and meme mastery. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the chaos, join us today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4691	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineCrafty McWow – A Classic LOLz Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic bacon battles high above the clouds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	New Chunks Explored:	579521
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Haste MC

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Bored of plain old minecraft servers? Try Haste for a new fresh experience!

Meet new friends and start new journeys!

Simple Voice Chat is in the server!

Versions 1.20.1 -> 1.20.4!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ymir’s Realm

#aot, Anarchy, APODM gear, attack on titan, attackontitan, Claims, Community, Curseforge, developer, Discord, Download, hardened steel swords, Hosted, Modded, Modpack, no cheats, odm gear, Server, Survival, thunder spears, titan shifting, titans, War

Ymir’s realm is a modded anarchy server with a focus on war and attack on titan.The main mod in this server had been developed for years, and this server is hosted by the same developer who made said mod.You need to download the modpack on the curseforge app HERE to join, server is included.this server is also anarchy, just no cheats! so there are no claims for based, be careful!

mods include:

– titans

– titan shifting (3 titans)

– odm gear

– thunder spears

– hardened steel swords

– APODM gear

join the discord at discord.gg/JDUnc5v8hW

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DefinitelyNotSketchy Vanilla SMP 1.20.4 LGBT Hermitcraft Knockoff

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TotallyNotSuspicious Minecraft Server

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS

Discord to Minecraft chat

Simple Voice Chat integration

Suggestion forums

Ticket systems, answered immediately

Diamond economy, no shop plugins

Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

MINI SEASONS

In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

Simply click on the provided link to our Discord server and follow the instructions for application.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and inclusive environment for all members. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

What can I expect in terms of server performance?

Our servers are hosted in North America, with a constant 20 TPS (Ticks Per Second) for smooth gameplay.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

We organize various events such as Dragon Fights and other community activities to keep the gameplay engaging and fun for all members.

Can I join the Discord server without playing on the Minecraft server?

Yes, we have the option for Discord Members who would like to chat and be a part of the community without actively playing on the server.

Do you have a system for handling player suggestions or issues?

We have a ticket system in place to ensure that all player suggestions and issues are addressed promptly and efficiently.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	1567
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Are you tired of being a wageslave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

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Embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with adventure and excitement.

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Join now and receive a free virtual pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

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Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and live out your wildest fantasies in our Minecraft server! Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t be bothered to explode

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you too lazy to learn how to code like those try-hard players? Well, have no fear because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your depression fuel your creativity as you build the most epic structures without lifting a finger. Our server is so easy to use, even a depressed sloth could dominate the game. So come join us and let your inner laziness shine in all its glory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FAWE.LV

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Fawe.lv Faction server is a Minecraft server that utilizes the Factions plugin. Each faction is a group of players that can claim land to establish their bases. Faction servers are highly competitive and consist of players who cooperate and join factions. Players within a faction work together to gain advantages and outperform others. Factions can be allies, neutrals, or enemies. Allies within factions cannot harm each other or claim land from each other. Faction servers offer players the opportunity to enjoy competitive PvP experiences and collaborate with others to achieve common goals.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ores Mined:	9431
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Potions Brewed:	181
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom… Even your chances of finding diamonds! 💎

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Server Name	HexArchon
Server Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds
Website	HexArchon Website
Discord	Join HexArchon Discord

Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What makes HexArchon unique?

HexArchon offers a custom MMO-inspired gameplay experience with a wide range of features including custom mobs, items, enchantments, boss fights, abilities, quests, and more. The server values community feedback and transparency, allowing players to actively participate in the development process.

How can I join HexArchon?

You can join HexArchon by connecting to the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock edition with port 19132, although there may be technical limitations.

What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
RAM: 3200MHz 16GB
Storage: 400GB NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast

This ensures strict, zero-lag gameplay for all players.

Are there custom items and enchantments on HexArchon?

Yes, HexArchon offers a wide variety of custom items including different weapon types and magic weapons. There are also over 240 custom enchantments available for players to enhance their items and create unique builds.

How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

HexArchon values community voice and transparency, allowing players to provide suggestions, discuss them, and even vote on proposed changes. The server ensures that major decisions are made transparently and with input from the community.

What gameplay mechanics are available on HexArchon?

The server offers custom mobs, dungeons, quests, abilities, stats, auto farms, furnaces, furniture, player shops, pets, fishing, and various quality-of-life improvements. Players can engage in a wide range of activities to enhance their gameplay experience.

Is HexArchon suitable for both casual and experienced players?

Yes, HexArchon caters to players of all skill levels by offering a variety of gameplay options. From casual survival and building to challenging dungeons and boss fights, players can choose their preferred playstyle and progress accordingly.

How can I stay updated on server news and events?

Players can join the HexArchon Discord server and visit the official website for updates on news, events, and community discussions. Staying connected through these platforms ensures that players are informed about all the latest happenings on the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rede CraftSGP – Brasil VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Cosmetic Items, Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, decoration, Enchantments, Exploration, Friendly staff, Fun, fun mini-games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Shops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Roleplaying, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Unique Events, Virtual Economy

Hypixel VS Rede CraftSGP

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded at times
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be less popular
Regular updates and events	Possible lag due to high number of players

Rede CraftSGP

Pros	Cons
Specific focus on Brazilian players	Smaller player base
Unique game modes like P4Free and KitPvP	Limited selection of game modes
Dedicated server for both Java and Bedrock editions	Possible language barrier for non-Portuguese speakers

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Rede CraftSGP.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to Rede CraftSGP.

3. Which server is better for Brazilian players?

Rede CraftSGP is specifically tailored for Brazilian players, offering unique game modes and a dedicated server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

4. Which server experiences more lag issues?

Hypixel may experience lag issues at times due to its high player base, while Rede CraftSGP may have a smoother gameplay experience with its smaller player base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Love Shack: Where Creepers and Players Can Find True Love!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is forbidden and age restrictions are strictly enforced? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We believe that love is love, whether you’re a player or a block. And age? Pshh, that’s just a number, baby!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle with your Minecraft crush, go on a romantic boat ride down the pixelated river, or even have a virtual wedding in front of all your blocky friends. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Come join us on the craziest, most love-filled Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig. Love is love, after all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	268
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Cucks and Booty Builders

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Are you tired of your husbando running off with other women in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no buttfucking other women” policy! Join us and never worry about your virtual relationship drama again. Plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and sparkly unicorn farts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19