CraftingWifeRage | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6978	Magic Items Found:	7986

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6439
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3175

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	149	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3418	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8630
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5891	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	2936	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mines Excavated:	4057
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2