| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4514 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4473 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1369 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9084 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4621 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7618 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9166 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8593 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8607 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9082 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 9764 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.
and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.
so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9984 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7192 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.
So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7640 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?
Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.
Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 626 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5178 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3861 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5961 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4117 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 122 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 844 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Server Overview |
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| We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently. |
| Main Guidelines |
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| Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. |
| Community |
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| Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you. |
| Gameplay |
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| This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways. |
| Specs & Plugins |
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| Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks. |
No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.
No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.
Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.
Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.
We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7918 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Votes: | 2925 |
| Crops Grown: | 6663 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 577 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2720 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
