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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	New Chunks Explored:	725777
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2027	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	3051	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	1351	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9382	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2906	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crops Grown:	9976
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension Hops:	9