Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Mines Excavated: 3355 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 718349 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3556
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dimension Hops: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Chimeras Created: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Crops Grown: 8535
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Crops Grown: 4830
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Villages Defended: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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